This is the same doctor I've had since I was a kid. Between the daily wear and tear from shoes, pets and settling dust, and the inevitable spills and accidents, your carpets take a ⦠and BOOM your dick was a potato... awkward. Then slapped my ass and said "Kthxbai" It was more funny than weird. Creepy more than embarrassing: I went in to have a lump on the back of my head looked at since my mom was freaking out about it. To pull your business through so you don't have to untuck your shirt and unbuckle your belt and pull your pants down like a 5 year old. In the club, in the DJ booth, in the back of the V.I.P.? I died of embarrassment. Finally, after he talked to me after showering one day, and indicated he would be waiting for me outside (I left by another exit), the light bulb finally went off that he was hitting on me. And yet, here she is. Heâs been my doctor ⦠That's what happened to these unlucky people! I've had a doctor leave the room and not mention the exam was over. These people here have experienced the most embarrassing moments ever in front of a doctor. We go to an urgent-care hospital, and as soon as I get some anesthesia, Iâve stopped thrashing, and they can properly diagnose me. It was a forest down there. Even if you get along, being around them can make a guy feel like he has to be constantly âonâ and perfect at all times. Freaking the fuck out over having to put a cotton swab through my urethra, I had no idea this was the procedure for an STD examination back then and looking back the doctor must have thought I was such a pansy. Ended up telling him âthis is your pussyâ over and over and over. New comments cannot be posted and votes cannot be cast. Meeting your S.O.âs parents can be nerve-wracking. I had no clue what he was doing or that it meant anything and he kept getting more and more blatant over about a two week period until he was practically masturbating in front of me. I've now moved on to seeing gyn/ob for that sort of thing, and have never again gotten a lolly. Erection during a physical being done by an elderly, male doctor. I have always had it, it's the point where the bones int he skull fuse as you age, I knew this, mom didn't. _ Then something unexpected happens, and the moment becomes one of the most embarrassing experiences of your life. I'm only 21 so I've never had a reason for a doctor to go knuckle deep in my rectum before, but the doctor insisted it needed to be done for some tests. Sooner than I expected it is time to drop my pants and turn my head and cough. In my early 20's I called up my fairly young, fairly hot GP to make an appointment for a general check up and a pap smear. Erection. And the worst part is that your friends never let you forget these incidents! Having a stent pulled out of my dick by a younger urologist in training. The front desk (office), a term used for the reception area at a medical facility and its personnel (receptionists), is one of the unsung heroes of multi-tasking and keeping everyone happy. 翻訳ã¯æ§ã«ãã£ã¦ç°ãªãã¾ãã, 翻訳ã«ã¤ãã¦ã®è©³ç´°ã確èªããã«ã¯ã½ã¼ã¹ããã¹ããå¿
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Iâm not sure why I felt standing there in the middle of the room in my underwear felt way worse than being examined on the bed. but figured what the hell and stuck it in my mouth and smiled as he went over the final info on my exams and when I should expect my results and everything. Because of this we're always on edge when we're with our doctor, which may lead to some awkward situations. Interesting comment. Eye level with my balls. [Source listed ⦠I turn my back as to not have a peek at what I don't overly what to see and all I hear the doctor say is " Oh wow." My doctor is fairly new to the office and I've only meet her once before this. So there were multiple embarrassing moments with me. eur, Writer at Self- Employment (1983-present) Answered 22h ago I had a medical check-up and the nurse had to be, well, quite thorough so to speak. So enjoy and jerk off if you want to. We've all encountered situations in front of our parents when all we've wanted to do is die of embarrassment. ", I had a check-up one morning. In medical, I was diagnosed with varicocele in left testcle and needed to get it operated outside and then apply again for I don't know how long I waited, but the nurse who found me said they called for me at the front desk and thought I'd just left. Just thought I would mention that your comment Karma is at 7777. He asked what my husband was doing back there. I wouldnât say embarrassing. Google ã®ç¡æãµã¼ãã¹ãªããåèªããã¬ã¼ãºãã¦ã§ããã¼ã¸ãè±èªãã 100 以ä¸ã®ä»è¨èªã«ããã«ç¿»è¨³ã§ãã¾ããæåæ°å¶é㯠5,000 æåã§ããããã«ç¿»è¨³ããã«ã¯ãç¢å°ã使ç¨ãã¦ãã ããã Not sure if you wanted to use street slang, but the correct spelling for 'bo' is beau. Once he was finished I sat up on the table and the doctor just kind of looked at me and then reached over the little table in the room and retrieved a lollipop for me from the jar of lollies he kept there. I don't know how long I waited, but the nurse who found me said they called for me at the front ⦠He then bent forward and backed out through a doorway.----MidWest BBS - 708-513-1034 ⦠I kept asking all the doctors why there was a dinosaur inside me and how I could get it out because I wanted to give it to my brother. Nothing was more emasculating than having your dad look and touch your junk in an effort to fix the pain, in front of your mother, no less. I was getting my medical examination done at MEPS before I enlisted in the Air Force. TL;DR Doctor explains to me why my friends dick is messed up, realize he thought I was his bo. The very last test at the end was a check for any lumps at the testicular region and I didn't trim. The Ben Johnson 1988 Olympic 100 metres final was dubbed "the dirtiest race in history" but there is a new contender for that dubious honour as the fallout continues from the drug-ravaged 2012 women's 1500 metres in London. Press J to jump to the feed. The office said he could do that, but questioned if I wouldn't be more comfortable with a more.. female .. doctor for that? As a child, I had a fairly bad curvature of the spine. After my check up he went on to do the pap smear. I was 19, going to college 4 hours away from my family doctor. I had a full blown erection at that point. Swim at your own risk: America's dirtiest beaches revealed in shocking new study e-mail Most watched News videos 2306104 Dead man banned from his ⦠I figured a doctor's a doctor right? He then proceeded to tell me to turn around and spread em. Went to the hospital because I thought I had appendicitis. It sounded like we was wondering how it would look with the top off and filled with candy. Your first gynecologist appointment can be scary. So As my doctor was looking up my nose with his medical device (don't know the name of it), he said something like "Ya know, it's okay to party once in a while - but you gotta make sure you don't over do it. Though one day together they meet the doctors ex girlfriend who is everything the young lady wants to be, she is an older, glamourous woman who is very confident and ensures the young lady that she and the doctor will get back together. when i was 14 before i started junior high football a female doctor was administering a physical and she is talking about her daughter who was a classmate of mine and how she talks about me all the time. There's a whole lot of looking at your body, touching it and tapping it, sometimes with clothes needing to be removed. Learn from these people so you don't embarrass yourself the next time you go to the doctors. I had an erection in front of a female doctor once. A hidden camera was set up in an Italian doctor's room, and it caught the doctor touching and kissing a female patient. What was your dirtiest moment in front of a doctor? Five minutes out of the door I realize he was explaining to me because he had assumed I was the concerned lover / furious my slam got a itch dink. The camera was set up by an Italian TV show, and when they approached him, he went on the attack. I had a awkward moment. Undressing in front of the doctor felt very different to undressing at the doctor. It wasn't too bad, he was very gentle. Especially when it comes to hard drugs.". I cleared SSB for Army and had my medical exam. _It's pretty easy to feel self-conscious while receiving a check-up from a doctor. I'm imagining your entire family casually doing yard work naked. I was going for a medical check-up before being enlisted into the Singapore army. Of course, when you have a man-sized old fella it's far easier to hook the beast from above and let it unravel over the top of the undercrackers rather than trying to uncoil such a length through the junior Y-front slit. Etc., etc. I think it turned me on even more than it did him. Like the GP before him, he examined me standing up and uncomfortable, this time just in my knickers and my bra. Monday he calls me up freaking out saying his dick is red and sore and probably has some sort of disease but doesn't want to go to the doctor alone, I begrudgingly agree to go to the doctor with him. She then proceeded to maneuver around it. r/AskReddit is the place to ask and answer thought-provoking questions. I'm more interested in how he would recognize the effects. . No one enjoys going to the doctors because we're all afraid of bad news. A friend of mine who is notorious for having his way with many women had a very sexy weekend and ended up having relations with I think 5 women that weekend. So turn around and spread em I did, he was asian and went "AHHH TOO MUCH SPREAD TOO MUCH!" The night before, a few friends and I were 'hitting the slopes'. so I told them I don't really care, figured it would be easier to get both exams done and over with at once right? The Pussycat Doll probably wasn't expecting to be turned into a foot fetish (hey, whatever floats your boat) when she went onto the ITV2 show. Well not so much embarrassing as it was awkward but here we go. I had a lump on my back I told my doctor my husband found it. eta - looking back, you know I always thought it was a bit funny and kinda maybe a bit pervy, but it very well could have just been a socially awkward situation for him since he wasn't used to doing pap smears and didn't know what to say or do afterwards. The doctor then proceeds to not explain to my afflicted mate but myself that there is no concern, it's simply rubbed red due to excessive masturbation/ too dry of sex and I confusedly nod along to his explanation. This beautiful woman one day walks into a doctors office and the doctor is bowled over by how stunningly awesome she is. Ended up being "full of poop". COURTROOM SEX - When your wife and her lawyer fuck you in the divorce court in front of many people for every penny you've got. It looked like a dinosaur. In the Georgia Dome on the 50-yard line, while the Dirty Birds kick for t'ree? Doc looked at it and said that everything was fine, he then spent about five minutes talking in a facinated voice about how perfectly shaped my skull was. Chances are, you've heard plenty of awkward gyno stories, but if you know what to expect, going to the OB-GYN is a piece of cake. when i was 14 before i started junior high football a female doctor was administering a physical and she is talking about her daughter who was a classmate of mine and how she talks about me all the time. Tips on Using a Rug Doctor on Really Dirty Carpet. When I went for my first full body check up, and I had to drop my drawers. It's a bit awkward each time I see him now. 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